2015. november 17., kedd

Top of the mountain, bottom of the pyramid

Seven days on the Kilimanjaro

I'd been preparing for it for months, but the closer I got to departure date, the more it felt like an unbelievable and truly mad idea to climb Africa's highest peak, the highest free-standing mountain in the world, the Kilimanjaro. To try climb it, at least. I was intimated, as it is expected when facing something unknown, respectable. I went for it nevertheless.

Day -2.
4 am: baaaah.... It may not have been a good idea to order dinner from the Indian. I present all symptoms of a proper food poisoning. And I have to get into a car this afternoon, and then on a sequence of planes. It will be fun.
6 pm: ok, I may actually make it. I drank about 2 liters of re-hydration solution today, combined with ginger tea, I took all pills the clinic could give me, and haven't eaten since last night. Ready for a Kigali-Bujumbura-Nairobi-Kilimanjrao trip. ETA 09:00 tomorrow.

Day -1: food poisoning is all gone, but I've been wearing this dress for the last 30 hours, and it's nice and hot in Tanzania. And I can't find the container for my contact lenses. At least there is a bunch of cute Spanish boys in this hotel; they've just gotten off the mountain and now they enjoy life. They don't even seem exhausted. Maybe there is hope?


Day 0. Problem of the contact lenses solved, I found some sort of a container. Spanish cuties tried to get me worried by saying things like „freeze”, but I'll worry about that when I get there. Right now I'm busy with the email I received five minutes ago, for a job application, including a link to an online test that I have to send back within 24 hours. Good thing we're only leaving tomorrow, and I think I've even seen a desktop computer in the lobby.
Later: The desktop computer had slower internet than we did back in the old dial-up days, but I finished the test nonetheless. From tomorrow on, it's really climbing only. I even got ski pants, when it goes below zero, or when I go beyond 5000.

Day 1.: I have to admit, I have a drinking problem. Mainly because I managed to fix the pipe of my camelback in a way that blocks the flow of water. Maybe this mountain is too complicated for me? It started so well though! At the Machame gate the ranger greeted us in Hungarian, and we had enough time to observe and evaluate our fellow hikers. There is a superfit GI Joe, two Dutch girls, one Australian, a bunch of guys seemingly from an office, and one who looks like an accountant even in his mountain gear. Today we only walked in rainforest, which always makes me feel like I'm in some science fiction with dinosaurs and stuff.



Day 2. : So, that weird tummy discomfort that is supposed to be the warning sign of all altitude problems? I have it. I can barely look at the breakfast (porridge, scrambled eggs, sausages, fruits), but the guide stands by the table until I finish it all. He would make an excellent grandmother, he keeps chanting „eat more”. On this part of the trek one can still find toilet „huts”, otherwise it's the endless jungle to serve as bathroom. As long as the jungle lasts, that is. The further we get the smaller the trees are, and by the end of the day they are replaced by bush and rocks.
I'd never wondered before how it must feel to walk on rocks scattered all over the place for hours, but now I know. Pretty annoying. Especially when it starts raining, the cloud descends, I can't see further than 5 meters, the rocks are slippery, my hands are cold. The GI Joe of course doesn't even raise an eyebrow facing all this, and the Australian girl must be simply crazy, I have only seen her skipping, at an altitude when some start having problems breathing.

Day 3. : If I don't even notice that my nose is half frozen by the morning and that I have bruises all over, despite the nice mattress, then it means I'm adapting my needs to the possibilities provided by the environment? Or descending in Maslow's pyramid (while ascending on the mountain) is really marked by the fact that I don't even mind doing my thing in the bush or among the rocks?


I was told this will be a long day, but I lost all sense of time. The cloud comes, the cloud goes, we get rained at, hailed at, the Shira plateau doesn't seem to end, and when it does, it becomes a mysterious moonland. Not that I've ever been on the Moon, but it sure looks like this. Too bad my steps aren't as light as they would be up there. Today's highest point is at 4600 meters above sea level, from then on it's downhill – on slippery rocks, for a change. We get to the Barranco-camp exhausted, soaked, cranky, but after dinner the sky clears out and we get to see the peak. Quite a treat. We have a little debate with our cook, who is concerned that we don't eat and drink enough („First day, no milk. Two day, no milk. Why no milk?”), and our guide who is worried about me being too quiet. Maybe he's comparing me to the Australian chick, she came down the hillside jumping around to freestyle rap. I just hope the accountant got here too, he seemed to have a lot of struggle when I last saw him.



Day 4: We couldn't see it last night, but the Barranco-wall, today's first (and main) challenge is right at the end of the camp. It looks completely vertical, but they say it isn't. But then again, they also say summit day won't be terribly hard, and that the night wasn't too cold, and still, I look like a Michelin-doll every night now, as I try to put on all my clothes. I put some chocolate powder on my porridge to please the cook, and while lining up at the loo I learn that I'm not the only one who has to go there a lot. (Yes, I got to the point when discussing this with shivering strangers who haven't showered in 4 days is completely normal. One more floor lower chez Maslow.)
Up on the wall we are like little spidermen, in a single file, slow and patient. We only stop when we can't breathe anymore, or when we have to let a group of porters pass. It's unbelievable what these boys and girls are capable of. They put a full kitchen on their heads, and then climb over the wall, uphill, downhill, while I'm trying to decide whether inhale-exhale or left-right should be more important. (And by the way, whoever says the Kilimanjaro is an easy hike because there is no technical climbing, should reconsider the concept of easy. Danke schön.) Our GI Joe friend of course completes the wall without a blink of an eye, and the Aussie girl loudly cheers for everybody. We need it, as well as the spontaneous party on top of the wall (at 4400 meters. I have no idea who brought speakers, I don't even have a hairbrush.)

Day 5: I'm starting to slowly accept, because I couldn't deny for much longer, that we're getting really, really close to the hardest part of the trip. I fell asleep with a little shortness of breath, and put on all my clothes except for the ski pants. I was cold nonetheless. In the morning I shove the porridge in my mouth without any conviction, and don't even mention that I noticed the increasing number of sausages per person served. I think twice before venturing out to the bathroom. It is very far. And seems to be put on the edge of the cliff. The peak peeks out from the clouds time and again, maybe as a motivation, but I sense a little teasing in there too. Far away, so close.


No choice left, we have to go. While walking, I don't actually feel any pain. I follow my guide as a little donkey, and if I have to catch my breath when I stop for a drink, it's not only because of the altitude. When I take the time to look around, it strikes me how beautiful, how wild, how different it all is. If I had the energy to think, I would note that it's also very divers: since the Machame we've seen jungle, evergreen, alpine desert, moonland, volcanic ash. And definitely more than enough rocks. Next time I see a bigger stone it'd better be in my engagement ring.


We get to base camp early afternoon. It's very cold. Since we start the summit climb at midnight, we should try to rest the afternoon. It doesn't even occur to me to get changed. One, I am already wearing everything I have, and two, to perform a baby wipe-supported self-cleaning, I would have to get undressed. Again, the higher we go on the mountain, the lower we get in that pyramid of needs. Our guide gives a short briefing and asks how we are. How could we possibly be? I am very, very excited now. Nervous. Up until now everything was going just fine – considering of course that we've been going up a mountain for five days - , but now I feel like all my faith is slipping away and I don't understand why am I even here. So I eat some mango, at least the cook will be pleased.

Day 6: The days are blurring together. I'm woken up before midnight, I am completely confused, my heart beats like crazy, I don't understand anything. I'm pretty useless in the morning in general, and this, in the middle of the night, being dragged out of my tent, just makes it much worse. Except for the below zero temperature, the weather is gorgeous. The sky is clear, it's almost full moon, the stars are bright, and yes, the intimidating, snowy Kilimanjaro is right there, in all her majesty. It's almost scary. But I have no time to reflect on the deep beauty of nature, we have to leave. Our fellow madmen are strolling in front and behind us, in a single file again, with their headlamps shining like an army of fireflies.
I start losing all marbles around 4 in the morning. I'm exhausted beyond measure, I can't decide whether I should eat some chocolate, or throw up rather, or sleep, or cry, or I don't know. I suddenly recall that I brought some music, and for a while I'm pushed forward by The Killers, Florence, Mika and Milow. But then I'm just sitting on some rock, munching on dried pineapples, and even The Kooks can't cheer me up anymore. I lie when I answer “mzuri sana” to those who pass by (meaning “very good”, the usual Swahili answer to “how are you”), but in reality I have no idea how to go on. Or what for.
Then the sun comes up. It's always like this in this part of the world: sudden, unexpected and short. The clouds become pink, then orange, the Mawenzi peak emerges, and that's it: it's morning. Which makes me feel like there is hope in the world again. It doesn't make me move any faster though, and I get more and more hopeless by every minute, seeing how far we still are.


Three hours later, around 9 in the morning I finally get to the Uhuru-peak. I'm not sure what makes me happier: that the sun is out and I can take off my gloves, that my phone didn't freeze and I can document the achievement, that I can sit down a little, or that from now on I only have to go downhill. Maybe all of the above. And the fact that tomorrow afternoon I can finally take a shower, and will sleep in a a real bed. And won't need to drink from the camelback. Moving upwards in the pyramid.
In the afternoon it snows a little in the base camp, and then we start the descent. By the evening the landscape starts to look like it may be inhabited by humans. Below 3000 meters one can even see actual trees! The Aussie girl turns out to be Canadian, and the Dutchies want to wash their hair as much as I want to wash mine. In general, everybody is relieved and very proud.


Day 7: We made it! I thought it would be easy downhill, I could breathe and everything, but instead now I have two hurting knees, three blisters and, for the first time in a week, proper sore muscles. And a picture with the Hungarian flag and the certificate stating that I did actually climb this mountain, and I start to believe it too.
In the bus, on the way to Arusha the radio is on full blast (as anywhere, any time, in Tanzania), but it doesn't bother me now. I don't even mind that it's the Westlife cover of ABBA's I have a dream, I sing with them.

Day 14.: On the way to Nairobi, after take-off, the pilot says we should have our cameras ready. We are lucky, the weather is clear, and we can have an aerial view over the Kilimanjaro. She's majestic. But I'm no longer afraid. After all, we have a history.