2014. október 6., hétfő

Till I don't know what's sane

I know many of you have been worried about my morals, and my living with somebody else's husband. I have good news for you.
I also know that others have been worrying about my smell, as for weeks I could only report on lack of water, with no real perspective of improvement. I have good news for you too.
I have moved! Yeiiii! We have a reeeeally nice flat (and I think this will be the name of it, The Reeeeally Nice Flat), real kitchen, with a fridge so beautiful that I would like to have one when I grow up and have my own apartment, slightly middle-class furniture, view to the lake AND the volcano, balconies and all that jazz.
To disturb some more those worrying about my morals, I have to admint that I recruited my flatmates in a rather peculiar way. We have newcomers arriving every other week for induction training, and some of them later continue to their duty stations, wheras others stay here. Now I very bluntly addressed one of those at lunch (I've met him once before): “Hey! You have a place to stay? No? Wanna share with me?”. The other one I haven't even met before, sombeody just told me that they know somebody who's looking for a place to stay, so I emailed him: “I hear you're looking for a flat. Wanna share with me?”. To my best knowledge none of them are married, but we have not yet gone that far in learning about each others' dark past, so I may be in for a surprise.
Those worrying about my smell need to be informed that my bathroom's tiles are pink and purple, and the shower head, for a reason yet to be discovered, glows green when I open the tap. I have two theories as to why. One is that this is supposed to be some kind of a disinfecting measure, like the violet lights in every public bathroom in Prague, when we were there with the room 36 girls. The other one is that if I come home after a long day, and may be a little irritated, I would immediately  start giggling under the glowing green shower.
It's only worth mentioning for historical data keeping, that although we were here four times last week to visit, to review the contract, to agree on moving date, when we arrived on Friday with our bags, the housekeeper/manager was quite surprised that we actually want to move in, while the curtains are not up and the I-don't-know-what isn't wired yet, and the contract isn't ready. To their defence, by the time we got back from our romantic newly wed shopping of hosuehold items, almost everything was in place. (That flatmates can have a real debate on the colour of the doormat was a surprise to me, and I've been in this living together business for quite a while.)
Without trying to make it breaking news, it's important to note that for the first time since I arrived here, I managed to sleep in until 11. That's an impressive result if I also add that I was in bed by half past ten the evening before. I would identify the lack of mosquito net as a reason to this, because, as  I mentioned before, I feel somewhat closed in underneath. Here for the moment I cannot use it, because, despite our repeated requests to install a hook on the ceiling of every bedroom, it still hasn't been done. Together with the modification of the sockets. So technically, this is a post from not under the mosquito net.


(In case somebody was wondering about the amount of stuff I had, I can tell you that for my standards, it wasn't too much. One big suitcase, one big backpack, one small backpack, and the rubber boots. Oh, and a medium size box of books, and a bigger size box of kitchen stuff. Anybody surprised? You must be guest readers.)

And the view from my balcony